Waiting half an hour for tumblr to load with my shitty internet just to say:
ASLKGSLHGAS MOCKINGJAY TEASER TRAILER AND EFFIE TRINKET ‘REBEL’ POSTER.
ONE OF THE MOST PERFECTLY CONSTRUCTED JOKES IN THE HISTORY OF COMEDY FIGHT ME
"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them
Always this. Always.
"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"
And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.
How to Get Your Teacher to Start a Jam by Thomas Sanders
minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise
OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
okay but he can salad UNDRESS me like right fucking now
He can toss all the salads?
J/C + early-series flirting & innuendo
“Eyes bright, chins up, smiles on! … It’s going to be a big, big, big day!”